My head hurts

God damn lawyers are fucking up North American. All people do now is try not to get sued. Assbeard and Bee's place need their smoke alarm tested. But no they (the building counsel) couldn't just ask people to do this. They had to get someone in. So, because I have the only flexible schedule I'm sitting around for 2 days like a jackass but they still don't show. The world is falling a part before our eyes. We can't watch the TV we want without some fuck yelling that we are destroying kids. We can't joke with a female coworker or we get sued. McDs gets sued 'cause the cardboard coffee holder covered the Caution Hot Sign. It goes on and on. This is what we get when we let lawyers decide who can sue. We need to take control of the laws away from them. Then maybe we can be free to be adults again.